About
Spencer Garrison and Malcolm Rizzuto met at an adult children of alcoholics and dysfunctional families meeting in 2012. They bonded over their parents' kratom addiction and thought: what if they were addicted to something else? Thus began a long and illustrious career of making addicting content for their parents, families, and familyless people around the world. Aside from content, they have sold TV pilots to FX and Comedy Central and are currently in development on feature-length films with Irony Point and others. In 2025 they made $2.4 billion dollars. But who cares about the past? To the future!
Photos of their dads
Our Mission
The most common cause of death in 2025 was starvation. There were more deaths from hunger than heart disease and murder combined. When we heard that, let's just say we lost our appetite. That's why every dollar we make goes to putting hot dogs in the mouths of every person on the planet - even criminals. We're currently developing hot dog factories in the Philippines and Indiana. With your help, we will go global and put an end to world hunger by 2030. LEARN MORE ABOUT OUR MISSION TO END WORLD HUNGER HERE